I only have one thought after watching the entirety of the Tigers-Twins thriller: I didn’t think it would be humanly possible to miss the deluge of TBS Frank Caliendo ads, but after watching George Lopez describe a baseball bat as “an exclamation point of justice,” I could use some John Madden posturing. What a game.
And within the hour, a tripleheader of epic proportions is to commence. First, we have the Rockies and Phillies from Philadelphia. Cole Hamels is not amused with these back to back 2:30pm start times - they’re unbecoming of World Champions - and Colorado is bummed that Jorge De La Rosa will be out for this series. Can’t you just feel the excitement?! I know Phillies fans are concerned about Brad Lidge, but I don’t even think this series is going to be decided by him at all. Those expecting a repeat of 2007 will be scoffed at; Phillies in 4.
Next up: Twins at Yankees. As a Yankee fan, let me admit that I fear this matchup. Without Morneau, the Twins have the 2007 New York Giants sans Tiki Barber “NOBODY BELIEVES IN US!” syndrome and are riding a red-hot wave of momentum. (Although, can you really obtain mojo by kicking a city while its down? I sympathize, Detroit.) The Yankees haven’t advanced past the first round since 2004, and everybody is simply penciling them in for an ALCS date with the Red Sox. Game 1 reeks of a trap game, and that terrifies me. I will say, however, that advancing past this round - and a team that has the media playing the David meets Goliath card - should propel them to the World Series. Prediction: Yankees in 5. Poetic justic served by roughing up Carl Pavano, and the only thing limping off the mound this time will be his pride.
Finally, a close runner-up for my favorite matchup of the Divisional Series: Cardinals at Dodgers. St. Louis’ staff is top-heavy with two Cy Young candidates in Wainwright and Carpenter, while the Dodgers bullpen is backlogged with talent. Each team is loaded with a slugger or two (Pujols, Ramirez) but that 1-2 pitching punch is going to be too-much for the Dodgers, whom the Rockies nearly exposed by catching them for the NL West crown in the last weekend of the season. Cardinals in 4.
Personally, I cannot wait to watch the Red Sox and Angels tomorrow night simply because of the following first-round MLB-meets-SAT logic, which goes as follows:
BOS : LAA :: LAA : NYY
Some think the Red Sox will be able to handle the Angels once again. Others have the Angels finally breaking through. And a small portion of the population thinks Frank TV was a success and Lopez Tonight is going to be groundbreaking television. As for me? I think we’re quickly headed for another Yanks-Sox ALCS. Only sweep of the first round: Sox in 3.
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